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May I scam all yr money pls k thnks?

Sometimes Silly Spammer entries damn near write themselves. Check out this beauty: Subject: READ PLZ. With God show details 8:08 AM (33 minutes ago) please view the attachment and advice on this lucrative business then respond to me asap. Maybe there’s a certain subset of the spammer’s target demographic that would be hoodwinked by the [...]

We wear metal…we wear spikes…we wave our male power hammer

This spam sucked, but the subject line reminded me of a Manowar song title….’Male Power Hammer’: Add your male power hammer And here’s Manowar’s video for ‘Gloves of Metal’ which may be the best video ever made:

Why are you so interested in my penis, bro…

Here’s a bit of advice for anyone who wants me to take their email seriously. Don’t address me as ‘bro’. Even if you have a great subject line like: If your penis hangs motionless you’re up the creek without a paddle! I’m not going to pay attention to anyone who doesn’t know me and addresses [...]

C is for Cookie?

More comment spam from SavSci: Great headline. If your cookie has a bite-sized action and your reader completes the action, I think two things happen. Their self-confidence goes up (which feels good) and their trust in you increases. I don’t know what it means either, but its a good excuse to put up a video [...]

Don’t make me email you in detail, pal…

More comment spam…this one from a SavSci post where we quote Dana White saying that Chuck Liddell is retired. charming post. due one unimportant where I contest with it. I am emailing you in detail. I never got the ‘email in detail’ despite the fact that ‘due one unimportant’ that the guy ‘contest with it’. [...]

Impotence according to Nigel McGuinness

More comment spam…the use of the word ‘geezer’, a common term among urologists, evokes former ROH World Champion Nigel McGuinness: Premature ejaculation is a described as a sexual get characterised about a geezer’s insufficiency of discretionary govern finished ejaculation. In Laymen’s terms, this means that a staff who suffers from unfledged ejaculation involuntarily reaches climax/orgasm [...]

Now that you explain it that way…

From the SAVSCI blog comment spam, we get this helpful explanation of premature ejaculation that clears everything up: Premature ejaculation is a described as a carnal stipulation characterised nearby a bracelets’s insufficiency of unconstrained master finished ejaculation. In Laymen’s terms, this means that a staff who suffers from overhasty ejaculation involuntarily reaches climax/orgasm sooner than [...]

Schizophrenic spam bots

Yet another great spam plucked from the comment spam queue on your number one source for MMA news, not to mention the world’s best MMA blog The Savage Science: If you’re going to use a spambot, at least read the instruction manual. Otherwise instead of merely coming off as a spamming douchebag, you’ll come off [...]

You got some ‘splainin’ to do, Lucy…

From the comment spam at the MMA news DeathStar, aka THE SAVAGE SCIENCE. It’s actually from our MMA blog: One of the things that comment spammers try to do is pick up sleazy inbound links. This helps their Google search rankings and so forth. Usually they’re obvious things like ‘Viagra’ , porn, etc. This was [...]

First, spam no harm…

We plucked this from the comment spam over on the best MMA blog on the planet, which is part of the MMA news and commentary DeathStar known as THE SAVAGE SCIENCE. Its a garden variety prescription drugs spam with one amusing twist: buy generic viagra buy cheap viagra buy viagra online cheap viagra buy viagra [...]