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We wear metal…we wear spikes…we wave our male power hammer

This spam sucked, but the subject line reminded me of a Manowar song title….’Male Power Hammer’: Add your male power hammer And here’s Manowar’s video for ‘Gloves of Metal’ which may be the best video ever made:

2009 09 02 wizard1 Dubious Prose Comments (0)

Why are you so interested in my penis, bro…

Here’s a bit of advice for anyone who wants me to take their email seriously. Don’t address me as ‘bro’. Even if you have a great subject line like: If your penis hangs motionless you’re up the creek without a paddle! I’m not going to pay attention to anyone who doesn’t know me and addresses [...]

2009 09 02 wizard1 Dubious Prose
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First, spam no harm…

We plucked this from the comment spam over on the best MMA blog on the planet, which is part of the MMA news and commentary DeathStar known as THE SAVAGE SCIENCE. Its a garden variety prescription drugs spam with one amusing twist: buy generic viagra buy cheap viagra buy viagra online cheap viagra buy viagra [...]

2009 07 06 wizard1 WTF? Comments (0)

Practice makes perfect…

This was plucked from the comment spam on the best MMA blog anywhere, THE SAVAGE SCIENCE: How to Practise Buying viagra online and Other Erection Drugs Never mind the fact that you probably shouldn’t trust that…uh…special part of the male anatomy…to random online spammers, particularly ones who can’t spell but is buying Viagra and other [...]

2009 06 28 wizard1 Dubious Prose
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While you’re up there, clean the cobwebs off the light fixture…

Penis enlargement spam may produce the most humor ‘pound for pound’ of any of the many genres of bulk email. It’s kind of a funny concept to begin with, made even funnier by the naked pandering to male insecurity and a tenuous grasp of the English language. Here’s today’s installment: Your instrument will be so [...]

2009 02 25 wizard1 Dubious Prose Comments (0)