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More comment spam from SavSci: Great headline. If your cookie has a bite-sized action and your reader completes the action, I think two things happen. Their self-confidence goes up (which feels good) and their trust in you increases. I don’t know what it means either, but its a good excuse to put up a video [...]
More comment spam…this one from a SavSci post where we quote Dana White saying that Chuck Liddell is retired. charming post. due one unimportant where I contest with it. I am emailing you in detail. I never got the ‘email in detail’ despite the fact that ‘due one unimportant’ that the guy ‘contest with it’. [...]
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Yet another great spam plucked from the comment spam queue on your number one source for MMA news, not to mention the world’s best MMA blog The Savage Science: If you’re going to use a spambot, at least read the instruction manual. Otherwise instead of merely coming off as a spamming douchebag, you’ll come off [...]
Penis enlargement spam may produce the most humor ‘pound for pound’ of any of the many genres of bulk email. It’s kind of a funny concept to begin with, made even funnier by the naked pandering to male insecurity and a tenuous grasp of the English language. Here’s today’s installment: Your instrument will be so [...]