Here’s a bit of advice for anyone who wants me to take their email seriously. Don’t address me as ‘bro’. Even if you have a great subject line like:
If your penis hangs motionless you’re up the creek without a paddle!
I’m not going to pay attention to anyone who doesn’t know me and addresses me as ‘bro’ or ‘dude’ or ‘guy’. This guy calls me ‘bro’ in the first line and ‘dude’ in the last line Try a term of respect like ‘sir’ or, better yet, ‘bossman’ or ‘chief’. Anyway, here’s the rest of the spam:
How’s life treating you, bro?
It’s naturally been ages. That was a hard time for me! I faced certain problems with my men’s health, if you know what I mean. It was an absolute disaster for me! Every time I tried to make love with Celine, my penis let me down. It was hanging helplessly. I was wrecked and ashamed! Being 25 years old and having no erection!? I was pissed off! But Celine was so delicate and careful that she managed to talk me into trying one of those drugs for erectile dysfunction treatment.
It is no fun, I must tell you. I was ready to try anything! And she ordered that Cialis + Viagra Powerpack from some on-line store. It was delivered the next day. But it all doesn’t matter; the most important thing is that it helped me! I regained my sexual power and we have normal sex now! But I continue taking these awesome pills because I don’t want that horrible time to come back.
So, dude, if you face this problem now you know where to look for help!
Hate to break it to this guy, but being 25 years old and popping penis pills you get online does not equal ‘normal sex’. Bro….
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